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PostSubject: Santa Banta Jokes   Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:44 pm

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?



Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge



Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga..



Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !



Santa roj apni kichen me jata,
sugar box kholta or band kar deta!
Why ?
Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke "apni sugar roj check karna....!"



Santa went2 c a gal 4 marrige
Parnts decided 2 let thm b alone 2 talk
Santa:Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Gal:Pehle 3 the ab 4 HO GAYE
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