This one is great i could stop myself from sharing it:
A old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a beautiful woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”
So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her
again; “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok,
just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal
the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing
them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his
face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and
asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?”
“Nah”, says the little old Jewish man… “Costs too much…”
Wish you Happy New Year 2009